Thank you Sarah.

Sarah is probably the only person in the world I speak to about my blog outside of the internet. And I do realise that it must be pretty boring, sozzard Sarah. I tell her about the jokes I've thought about writing and as I say, I think I'm hilarious. Other people beg to differ.

Anyway, Sarah obviously felt that my blog was so brilliant it needed more exposure and as she now works in Marketing, it's only natural she should appoint herself as my advertising campaign manager. 

This arrived in the post today. Pretty cool, ay?

Thank you for my present Sarah, I love it!!!

I got horrendously burnt on my face yesterday. My lips are so raw, it really hurts! (I know what you're thinking mother, but they are raw from the sunburn, not from kissing boys. Eww.) 

With my sunglasses tan line I resemble a raccoon. I'll tell you now it's not a good look. Oh and I leave New Zealand today. The burn better fade by Tuesday or all my ambitions of looking good when I arrive home and at the wedding are absolutely ruined.

I may be being a bit dramatic. I may not be. I'll let you be the judge of that. Presenting the sunburn, along with no make up and newly washed hair. Just look how white those arms are!